{"product_id":"funny-petty-quote-sticker-lemon-lesson-sassy-vinyl-decal","title":"Funny Petty Quote Sticker – Lemon Lesson Sassy Cartoon Vinyl Decal","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis \u003cstrong\u003efunny petty quote sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e takes the oldest optimism cliche in the language and gives it a much sharper ending. Everybody has heard what you are supposed to do when life gives you lemons, and this cartoon has a different plan entirely. It is a \u003cstrong\u003esassy boundaries decal\u003c\/strong\u003e for people who have stopped absorbing things quietly and started handing them back. If you want a \u003cstrong\u003esarcastic meme sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e with a real punchline instead of a recycled inspirational quote, this is the one. It gets read out loud and screenshotted immediately.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWeatherproof vinyl means it holds up wherever you put it. Stick it on a \u003cstrong\u003elaptop lid\u003c\/strong\u003e, a \u003cstrong\u003eHydro Flask\u003c\/strong\u003e, a Stanley tumbler, a phone case, a work badge lanyard, a planner, a \u003cstrong\u003ecar window\u003c\/strong\u003e, a bumper, a cooler or a makeup case and it survives sun, rain, coffee spills and every car wash. Indoors it works on a \u003cstrong\u003ejournal\u003c\/strong\u003e, a \u003cstrong\u003evision board\u003c\/strong\u003e, a mini fridge, a gaming console, a locker door, a dorm door, an office monitor or a break room fridge. Coworkers put these on laptops because the message does its work without anybody having to say it. Collectors build entire boards of \u003cstrong\u003esassy stickers\u003c\/strong\u003e and this one carries the most attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCheap enough to buy a handful, funny enough to gift alone. Use it as a \u003cstrong\u003estocking stuffer\u003c\/strong\u003e, a birthday card filler, a \u003cstrong\u003eGalentine's\u003c\/strong\u003e gift, an office \u003cstrong\u003esecret Santa\u003c\/strong\u003e pick, a new job congratulations extra, a graduation care package insert, a housewarming gift or a \u003cstrong\u003ewhite elephant\u003c\/strong\u003e filler. It suits a best friend, a sister, a prima, a roommate, a coworker, a manager with a sense of humor, or anyone who finally started saying no out loud this year. Fold it into a \u003cstrong\u003egag gift basket\u003c\/strong\u003e with snacks and a few other decals. It ships flat inside a greeting card and mails anywhere for a stamp.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery design in this shop is an original Street Rebirth piece, drawn from the joke outward rather than pulled from a template, which is why our \u003cstrong\u003equote stickers\u003c\/strong\u003e look like real character illustration instead of a font on a rectangle. This one runs on premium durable weatherproof vinyl with sharp edges, bold outlines and saturated flat color built to stay true under UV instead of fading pale after one summer on a windshield. The die-cut follows the artwork so the shape reads clean at four inches with no clunky white border framing it. More than a decade of making \u003cstrong\u003ecollectible vinyl stickers\u003c\/strong\u003e for collectors, event vendors and small businesses goes into every run. Create. Inspire. Empower.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Waterproof, weatherproof and scratch resistant. Apply to a clean, dry, smooth surface and press firmly from the center outward to release trapped air. Allow 24 hours to fully cure before heavy water exposure. For bottles and tumblers, hand wash around the decal rather than running it through the dishwasher so the edges stay sealed and the color stays bright.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e One 4 inch die-cut vinyl sticker measured on the longest side. Premium durable weatherproof vinyl in a single finish. UV-resistant, fade-resistant ink. Rated for indoor and outdoor use. Original Street Rebirth artwork, designed and produced in Los Angeles.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"StreetRebirth","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52070840107306,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0503\/1129\/9244\/files\/2D1BC1EA-38D4-48A9-B2F6-501510C0A439.png?v=1783894628","url":"https:\/\/shopstreetrebirth.com\/products\/funny-petty-quote-sticker-lemon-lesson-sassy-vinyl-decal","provider":"StreetRebirth","version":"1.0","type":"link"}