Funny Statement Cap – Petty With A Purpose Embroidered Hat

This funny statement hat says the quiet part out loud and does not apologize for it: PETTY WITH A PURPOSE. It is a bold attitude cap for people who are not actually petty for no reason, they just keep receipts and use them at strategically chosen moments. The phrase does a lot of work in four words, which is exactly what you want out of embroidered headwear where there is no room to explain yourself. If you have been looking for a sassy statement cap with real personality instead of another blank or a tired slogan, this is the one. It gets read out loud by strangers constantly.

This hat goes everywhere your day goes. Wear it to work, to a coffee run, to the gym, to brunch, to a farmers market, to a swap meet, to a concert, to a day party, to a college campus, on a road trip, on a beach day or out running normal errands. It works on a bad hair day, on a moving day, at an airport, at a family gathering where somebody is definitely going to react to it, or behind the counter if you run a business and want customers grinning. Group chats buy these in threes because the phrase is basically a personality test. It is a genuinely functional everyday cap with a relaxed unstructured crown and a curved brim.

As a gift this has a wide and dependable landing zone. It works as a Christmas gift, a birthday present, a Galentine's gift, a graduation gift, a housewarming present, a new job congratulations gift, a secret Santa pick or a white elephant grab. Give it to a best friend, a sister, a cousin, a coworker, a roommate, a stylist, or the person in your circle everybody already describes exactly this way. Pair it with a matching sticker to build a small attitude gift set. Available in tan, olive and blue, so you can match it to whoever you are buying for instead of hoping one color works.

Every design in this shop is an original Street Rebirth concept, built from the phrase outward rather than pulled off a template, which is why our funny hats do not look like the same recycled slogans on every marketplace. The lettering is embroidered rather than printed, so it keeps its shape and color through years of sun, sweat and washing instead of cracking and peeling the way a heat-pressed graphic does. The stitching is clean and dense and the contrast is strong, so the phrase stays readable from across a parking lot. Over a decade of designing headwear and apparel for collectors, event vendors and gift buyers goes into every drop. Create. Inspire. Empower.

Care: Spot clean with cool water and a soft brush or cloth. Keep it out of the washing machine and never put a cap in the dryer, which warps the brim and shrinks the crown. Reshape by hand while damp and air dry away from direct heat. Store it flat or upright rather than crushed under other items.

Details: Unstructured cap with a curved brim and an adjustable back closure for a comfortable one-size fit. Available in tan, olive and blue with embroidered lettering. Original Street Rebirth artwork, designed in Los Angeles.