The body keeps count whether you like it or not. The behavior is entirely up to you. Growing Old Is Mandatory, Growing Up Is Optional is the whole life philosophy of every adult who still owns a skateboard, and it says it in eight words. Bold flat color, clean linework, heavy outlines.
This one sells hardest as a birthday gift. A milestone birthday pick for a 40th, 50th, or 60th, an over the hill joke that is actually flattering, and a retirement gift for someone who has zero intention of slowing down. Its a grandma or grandpa gift for the one who is more fun than the parents, a young at heart and immature adult badge, and a dad joke pick for the tumbler or toolbox. It also lands for grown adults with hobbies other people call childish... the toy collector, the gamer, the skateboarder, the motorcycle or RV or golf cart crowd, and anyone whose garage says more about them than their job does. Solid funny quote sticker and stocking stuffer.
Original Street Rebirth artwork. Printed as a premium die-cut vinyl decal on the same weatherproof stock the top sticker makers run, so it holds through a garage, a truck bed, full sun, and the top rack of the dishwasher. Stick it on a Hydro Flask, tumbler, laptop, toolbox, cooler, golf cart, RV, motorcycle, skateboard, planner, or bumper.
Fully waterproof, weatherproof, and scratchproof. Safe for outdoor use, sun, rain, and the top rack of the dishwasher. Apply to a clean, dry, smooth surface and press firmly from the center outward for the strongest bond. No special care needed.
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