Pineapple Pizza Shirt – Shhh No One Needs To Know Funny Foodie Graphic Tee

This pineapple pizza shirt treats the most divisive topping on earth like a secret love affair, because plenty of people order it and almost nobody admits it in public. Shhh, no one needs to know is the whole confession, and it works on both sides of an argument that has been running for decades. It is a funny foodie statement tee for people who have defended this order at a table full of critics. If you want a cute food pun shirt with a real punchline instead of a plain graphic, this is the one.

This tee works everywhere a graphic shirt belongs. Wear it to a pizza night, a house party, a game night, a bar crawl, a cookout, a food festival, a college campus, a road trip or a normal weekend errand run. It fits a foodie meetup, a group trip, a dorm hangout, a work lunch where somebody will absolutely start something, or a pizza shop where the staff will take a side immediately. Friend groups buy these in pairs because everybody knows who the secret pineapple person is. Underneath the joke it is a soft, comfortable everyday graphic tee.

As a gift this is a dependable laugh with a very wide audience. It works as a Christmas gift, a birthday present, a Valentine's gift, a graduation gift, a dorm move-in gift, a housewarming present, a gag gift, a secret Santa pick or a white elephant grab. Give it to a best friend, a sibling, a cousin, a roommate, a coworker, a college student, a foodie, or anyone who orders this every time and takes the criticism anyway. Pair it with the matching sticker for a small foodie gift set. Cut unisex with youth sizes available, in white or black.

Every design in this shop is an original Street Rebirth concept, drawn from the joke outward rather than pulled off a template, which is why our food shirts look like real illustration instead of clip art with a caption. This is printed direct-to-garment on soft, breathable cotton so the ink lives in the fibers instead of sitting on top as a stiff plastic slab that cracks by the fourth wash. The artwork uses sharp linework, bold flat color and heavy contrast so the food art stays crisp and appetizing rather than muddy. Over a decade of designing graphic tees for collectors, event vendors and gift buyers goes into every drop. Create. Inspire. Empower.

Care: White shirts need no special washing, just wash cold with like colors and tumble dry low. Black shirts print over a white ink underbase and are more delicate, so turn inside out, wash cold on a gentle cycle, skip bleach and fabric softener, and hang dry or tumble dry low. Never iron directly on the printed area.

Details: Unisex direct-to-garment printed tee in white or black, with youth sizes available. Soft, breathable cotton with a classic everyday fit and taped neck and shoulders. Printed with water-based, eco-friendly DTG ink for a soft hand feel. Original Street Rebirth artwork, designed and printed in Los Angeles.