Stole The Thickness Sticker – Funny Curvy Christmas Parody Art, 4 Inch Waterproof Vinyl Decal for Tumbler, Cooler, Laptop & Holiday Decor
$5.00
He came down the mountain to take Christmas. He left with something else entirely. Stole The Thickness is a funny curvy Christmas parody where the green grump gets drawn with hips he did not have in the book, and the title does the rest of the work. Bold flat color, clean vector linework, heavy outlines. Anybody who grew up on the this guy gets it before they finish reading.
Its a funny Christmas sticker aimed straight at the adult holiday humor crowd. A dirty santa and white elephant gift exchange pick, a secret santa laugh for the coworker who can take it, an ugly sweater party and holiday party add-on, and a gag gift that gets read out loud at the table. It also runs a real body positive lane... a thick and curvy joke for people who own it proudly, a thick thighs and snatched nod for the tumbler or the gym bottle, and a curves and confidence pick for the mirror. Strong December seasonal seller and a solid stocking stuffer under five dollars.
Original Street Rebirth artwork. Printed as a premium die-cut vinyl decal on the same weatherproof stock the top sticker makers run, so it survives cold rain, a porch railing, full sun, and the top rack of the dishwasher. Stick it on a Hydro Flask, tumbler, cooler, laptop, front door, gift box, mini fridge, planner, phone case, or car window.
Product Details
- Size: 4 inches
- Material: Premium durable weatherproof vinyl
- Cut: Die-cut to the shape of the art
- Ink: UV-resistant, fade-proof
- Adhesive: Strong hold, residue-free removal
- Art: Original design by Street Rebirth
- Note: Cheeky humor, intended for adults
Care
Fully waterproof, weatherproof, and scratchproof. Safe for outdoor use, sun, rain, and the top rack of the dishwasher. Apply to a clean, dry, smooth surface and press firmly from the center outward for the strongest bond. No special care needed.
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