Asparagus Ass Paragus Shirt - Direct To Garment Quality Print - Unisex Shirt - Gift For Him or Her

Get ready to turn heads and crack smiles with this hilarious "Kick Some Ass-paragus" shirt! Featuring a sassy cartoon asparagus with a plump, cheeky backside, this design is perfect for veggie lovers, pun enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates a good laugh. Made from soft, high-quality cotton, this shirt is comfortable enough for everyday wear and bold enough to be the center of attention at any gathering.

Whether you're a foodie, a health nut, or just someone who loves a good pun, this quirky shirt is a must-have addition to your wardrobe. Gift it to friends, family, or treat yourself—because this asparagus is kicking it with style!

Key Features:

  • Premium cotton fabric for maximum comfort
  • Vibrant print of a sassy asparagus character
  • Available in a variety of sizes and colors
  • Great for casual wear, farmer's markets, or as a funny conversation starter

Make your outfit a little more a-peeling with this cheeky asparagus pun shirt!

Enjoy our Hand Drawn Art printed directly onto a shirt! Comfortable 100% Cotton with a great quality feel! Awesome gift for yourself or to gift to friends and family!


Suggested Washing: Wash inside out with cold water with similar colors using a gentle cycle

Ironing: If ironing is necessary, iron inside-out on a medium heat setting.

Drying: Hang-dry preferred